Invitation to GameXP School

Dear player! We are pleased to inform you that you have been granted a place at the GameXP School of Games and Entertainment. Over all these years, you have shown yourself to be a promising gamer, your hands are recognized as absolutely straight by all canons, your patience and ingenuity know no bounds, and your mouse and keyboard talents are known throughout the gaming world!
 
Please read the list of necessary books and items attached to this letter. Classes start on September 1. First-year students are required:

• Textbooks:
  • Dictionary "30,000 ways to humiliate an opponent without breaking the rules of the chat"
    
  • Manual "300 rules of nagibator"
• Other game items:
  • Unkillable keyboard
    
  • The hypersensitive mouse
    
  • Spit Protection monitor
    
  • Fireproof chair
    

As well as any manuals and accessories from the GameXP gaming store (the assortment is updated every day):
 

 
Yours sincerely,,
Deputy Director
Arthorax.